The war on drugs has accomplished so much for this country.
I would like to eat cake off of her tummy.
Why is everyone with herpes out kayaking, riding horseback, climbing mountains?
“I have herpes,” she says.
“And I don’t,” he says
“And we we wanna...
Women Bathing Dramatically
If "rockin" is in front of the name of the bar you're at, you should leave right away.
Things I Have Said Before Lunch Today
I don’t like your children
Puerto Ricans don’t eat donuts
My knowledge of archaic things has...
Show us on the doll where the NSA touched you.
The fact that Obama pledged the most transparent presidency in history is ludicrous. When are we...