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Go ahead and buy a highly-rated cocktail muddler, pretend in your head that you’re going to get fresh herbs and fruit and use a special thing to muddle them with. Pretend you’re going to shake it, and strain it, and pour it out, and make a special little cocktail with a sprig of something, and wash all those extra dishes. Isn’t that precious to think about!

OK, now that we’re back in reality, make your usual cocktail by pouring half a glass of diet soda and glugging an unmeasured amount of any liquor into it.

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    Oh, hush. I muddled fresh blackberries and rosemary two nights ago into a fucking awesome cocktail that included local...

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    “crack open a can of diet coke/chug half of it/burp/discreetly/pour a bunch of whatever mid-priced vodka was on sale...

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